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MesajSubiect: Alte chestii   Dum Ian 31, 2010 8:17 pm

NOT ALL BLONDS ARE DUMB
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do
you think is farther away.... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo,
can you see Florida?


CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells
the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes,
it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I
wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you
expect me to show it to you!"

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back,
"You ARE on the other side."

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her
body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then
she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and
screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she
touched made her scream.
The doctor said, You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. Your finger is broken."

KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.Glancing
at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper
cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice
and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was,
"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked
her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named
Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
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MesajSubiect: Re: Alte chestii   Mier Feb 03, 2010 7:34 pm

Prietenia intre femei:

O femeie nu a ajuns acasa intr-o noapte. In urmatoarea dimineata i-a spus sotului ca a dormit la o prietena. Ca sa verifice, el a sunat la cele mai bune zece prietene ale nevestei. Nici una nu stia nimic despre cele intamplate.

Prietenia intre barbati:

Un barbat nu a ajuns acasa intr-o noapte. In urmatoarea dimineata i-a spus sotiei ca a dormit la un prieten. Ca sa verifice, ea a sunat la cei mai buni 10 prieteni ai sotului. Opt dintre ei au confirmat ca a dormit la ei, doi au explicat ca el inca este acolo.
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